Here is my new house, thanks to fucking Ivan. I'd fuck Ivan, by the way. *JAYKAY
Here's my mom going through all of our stuff.
Here are some firefighters helping Luke down from the roof. I don't know how he got there, but thank God he's still alive.
This picture I took from an airplane. That's what fucking Ivan did to my favorite bridge/highway. This is an actual picture I took.
Jaykay! Actually, I photoshopped that picture.
Jaykay! I don't know what I did. But I really took that picture.
Yesterday was SO MUCH FUN. Trent bought me a really pretty dress. I looks like a meadow, and I wonder if I'll ever wear it. I'll at least wear it for Halloween. We went to Hastings, and Kyle and JohnDavid was there. Kyle and Trent are nerds and talked about Star Wars the whole time. Nerds!
So we went to Hastings to rent Battle Royale, but that's a jap movie. I'm reading the book, finally. Well, the movie wasn't there, and we ended up renting Love Actually which was the cutest movie ever. MIND ALTERING. LIFE ALTERING. CHURCH ALTAR-ING.
Well, we got it at like 10pm, and my mom let me go to Trent's house to watch it. I came home at 1am. My curfew is so lame. I have an eleven pm curfew. It sucks. My mom called like four or five times asking when I was going to come home. So I said, "Mom, shut the h-e-double hockey sticks up and leave me alone!" I'm such a rebel.
Today is the independence day of Chile! I'm going to one of my parent's friend's house for food and music and dancing and drugs and entertainment and sex and maybe presents. I'm excited. It's gonna be fucking krunk. And Krunk will be fucking it. And Krunk is my mom and It is my dad. GOD IM GROSS.
I applied for Jodi's community at greatestjournal. I've already gotten a big fat no. What a beeyotch. I hate that beeyotch. Plus, she's ugly as h-e-double hockey sticks.
Any Last Words?
That's my favorite band. And my favorite album. Oh my gosh, my dad got a tshirt from Iowa that says IOWA. That's my favorite Slipknot album. God, my dad knows everything about me. He's PERFECT. Thanks again, Dad!
6 comments:
ahmmm......
Two Words:
Best Post Ever.
You're such a clever darling.
you're going to laugh at me, but it MUST be said. you and trent are the cutest thing ever. i love you. not you, and not him, but you and him together. don't break up. i'd have to commit suicide. and i don't really want to do that.
-giorgia
i'm pretty sure you are the only one who thinks so
yeah, you are the only one. Cause they are fucking annoying.
Okay, I swear the last two comments were the same person. And guess what. My longlasting goal of being the cutest couple ever has been demolished by anonymous. :(
Oh no.
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